AFTER THE SALE, WE ALL SLEEP
(LP)

Twenty-six songs of lo-fi pop dirt recorded on a Tascam 4-track and boombox in Sayreville and Montclair, NJ. All songs recorded from August 2005 - January 2006. Equal parts hooks, tape hiss, and drum fills, this album is sure to not disappoint ... deaf grandmothers.

“A jumbled, sugary dose of post-adolescent aural ejaculations”
Kristin Gogan

1. The Memories Are Coming Back
2. Cue the Sad Songs
3. Camera Adds Character
4. Looks Like Movie Rain
5. Betsy Turns To Rust
6. Two Steps Backwards
7. Ten Four Speed
8. Haircuts For the Hell of It
9. Off the Fingertips
10. Emancipation Constellation
11. Apartheid Is For Lovers
12. Retirement Party Plan
13. Lobotomies and Memories
14. Tangled Up in Blue
15. Past the Ribcage
16. Bible Alley
17. Generated By Leftovers
18. Beauty Parlor Tricks
19. Tony's Christian Bible
20. Never Going Back to North Hampton
21. Black Market Boy Scouts
22. Apartment
23. Fighting Interior Decorators
24. Glow In the Dark
25. I Guess You'll Severe
26. The Captain's Lament

STEPS FOR SOLVING WORD PROBLEMS
(EP - limited 100 copies cassette only release)

Seven songs written and recorded in a three day period in May 2006. The songs were primarily recorded to a boom box with a busted speaker. Created during the last week of Eric’s junior year of college, (before his parents found out he failed Biology). Similar to playing with children’s toys in a nightmare (but oddly catchy!) and if you were the last person on earth (in a deceptively enjoyable kind of way).

1. Born In a Barn
2. Indifferent Dairy Lodging
3. Alarm Pill
4. Swing State
5. The Lady From Shanghai
6. All The Auteurs Are Wishing They Were Dead
7. Zero Pilot

CHINESE DEMOCRACY
(EP - coming out October 2006)

Fuck Axl Rose. We’re putting “Chinese Democracy” out first! Eleven songs written and recoded in various bedrooms during the overly humid and rainy month of August 2006. A cacophonous mix of anti-folk, punk, jangly guitar, juggling acts, vomit, late night tacos, lukewarm coffee binges, Harry Gomez brand Tequila and unenjoyable insomnia. The gynecologist of all EPs - a close and personal look at the vagina that harbors the sweetest tunes unknown to man.

CONQUERING YOUR FEAR OF SMALL TOWNS
(LP - coming out November 2006)

Twenty-four songs recorded from March 2006 to June 2006. This album is 75% near completion.